Billy Plaice, the new security guard down the docks is proving both enthusiastic and cunning in his new position. Sadly Billy has had to leave the job after being crushed by a delivery lorry. Sympathies to him and his family.

Great snap stolen from Nan Isleworth while she slept.
Madame Lantana's Faecal Fortunes still going strong in the
Mass Murderer's Theme Park. Remember too there's a two for one on a Thursday.

The New car stickers from the local garage are popping up everywhere. Local man Hector Bryson caught
this one on the Hitchcock and Chalmers hearse at a local funeral. Result Hector, you've won an oil change!!





87 year old Nan Brinksworth looking a million dollars in her outfit for the forthcoming Women's
Guild Punk Rock coffee morning. Check the Dipped Biscuit page for ticket details.





Warning signs outside the Pensioner's brothel are
proving contentious. This snap from Mae Halitron show
the language that's causing all the problems, a decision recently passed
by local councillors.





The Mass Murderers Theme Park have a new sign. Alan Claw took this snap on his way
to visit the gas chamber chalet to enjoy a weekend with his family.

Haha !! That'll be the bakery closed for lunch then !! Local man Stan Hibshaw caught the new sign whilst out buying an otter pie from unstable owner Quentin Vice. Seconds after this photo was taken Stan was caught by Quentin and hosptialised. You can just see Quentin in the background, reaching for his steel cosh.